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What are some things that normal people do that religious people call sins?

09.06.2025 00:51

What are some things that normal people do that religious people call sins?

Have sex. Sometimes even within marriage, if you aren’t trying to have a child.

Think about the opposite sex in a sexual way. Remember “eye babies”?

Masturbation. Second verse, same as the first. (with apologies to Violent Femmes)

Help. I’m 16 and just got spanked by both of my parents for taking the car. What do I do? I want to run off somewhere but I’m so scared that I’ll get spanked again. I’ve never gotten the paddle before and I’m still scared to sit

Drinking. Heh, doing that right now. Some of them even deny that Christ drank wine, and they try to claim he drank grape juice instead. As if that was really a thing back then.

Watch porn. Yaaaaawn. This is such lazy sh*t. Why do they even bother with this one?

Doing any other kind of drug that gives you pleasure. Can’t have that!

What legal actions can be taken if a neighbor's unleashed dog causes harm or injury?

Gambling. Another yawn, except for those addicted to gambling, which is a real problem…but a sin, gimme a break!

Think about the same sex in a sexual way. What’s next, dogs and cats living together? (and this is hardly an exaggeration; in the 2000s in the gay marriage controversy, Republicans were shouting that it would lead to bestiality)